What, you thought I was being mysterious?  You should know better.  I was being quite literal.

The house has been completely rearranged.  Why?  Because I am an enigma wrapped in a straight-jacket.  Seriously.

We have impending visits coming up….Auntie Kristin will be here Wednesday.  And the Male Parental Unit will be here in 2 weeks.  Thus, being the southern woman that I am…the house has to be immaculate.

Yes, even though I’m sicker than shit.  Which is what I am this morning, for some ungodly reason.

Right now the house is a bee-hive of excitement, everyone working on some chore or another.  Claudia is currently cleaning the bathroom (theirs) and will be cleaning the kitchen immediately there after (or I will be forced to kill her).

Gabe is working on his laundry…which is fun in itself to watch.  The boy will never get a job in a laundromat.

Lea is in the process of cleaning out her rabbit cage while Pop is cleaning the garage and doing my bird-cage.

Jake….he’s still trying to finish his breakfast.  He’ll do anything to get out of doing chores.

The only things left are to run the vacuum cleaner, sweep & mop floors and clean the ceiling fans & AC vents.

Yes, when folks come to visit…I clean like a mad woman…which is what I am.

I had planned on going to the pool today, since the temps should be near 90, but feeling as sick as I do…I think I’ll use my “get out of jail free” card.  I feel like doo-doo.  I think I woke up about 2:30AM with a horrible stomach ache and haven’t been back to sleep since.

Since I feel like the Queen of the Damned (and being the mother of 4 willfull, disobedient morons…I think I qualify HIGHLY) and am sicker than all jeebus, I think since I worked my ass off yesterday cleaning my room & the livingroom…I deserve the day off.  I think I’ll sit in bed, getting in my daily fix (Facebook is sooooooooooo addicting) and possibly taking in some of my favorite HBO show “TrueBlood” (good God, I love all them Vampires…especially Eric the Viking).

I hope you are having a better day than I am.  Until later on…..live long & prosper.  (That was just for DC).

Oh & yeah….them’s MY photographic skills going on in that there photo.  You can say it…I’m cool.